Ranger Up Pledge of Allegiance T Shirt
People have a visceral reaction to the words "Unapologetically American".
We find this amusing, because it isn't like we're going around saying "I hate all other cultures". We're simply saying, once again, that America and its ideals are pretty freakin' awesome and we're awfully sick of hearing hippies and socialists whine about how we are actually some great evil bestowed upon the world.
It does not fail that when we wear an Unapologetically American Shirt, we get compliments and hateful judgement in equal measure. So we, being the antagonists that we are, wondered how we could make the Unapologetically American statement even more powerful.
We decided to combine it with the Pledge of Allegiance. The Pledge of Allegiance, existing in various incarnations since 1892, simply states that one is loyal to the United States of America.
So that's right folks. In one shirt, we are saying that we are loyal to the United States and that we won't feel bad because we're awesome. We expect Armaggedon any moment now.