Ranger Up Embrace the Suck MMA T Shirt

The military created functional fitness. Long before it became in vogue to smash tires with sledge hammers, jump on boxes, and throw things, we were climbing over walls, sprinting with our buddies slung over our backs, or running around with gas masks on.

Why? Because the ability to move your body through time and space makes you a lot more useful than the ability to lift a weight in perfect form one time wearing the right shirt, hand grips, chalk, and magic slippers. The concept was never to work out together and brag to your friends about your new record on Jezzebel, Horatia, or MaryBeth, but to move further, faster, and fight harder than any poor SOB that decided he was going to try to kill you.

We don’t do it for bragging rights. We do it for one simple reason.

Stronger people are harder to kill.